electric misfit love machine (eyelid) wrote in weirdjews2,
electric misfit love machine

evolution = Jewish conspiracy

Texas congressmen Warren Chisum & Ben Bridges are circulating a memo stating that evolution is a Jewish Conspiracy.

They're using these "facts" to try to ban evolution from the schools. Not. Kidding. Here's their reasoning: evolution is mentioned in the "mystic holy book Kabbala." Therefore evolution is religious in origin and must be banned from schools.

this would probably make more sense if Kabbalah were, I don't know, A BOOK. Also, I have no idea if evolution is mentioned somewhere in Kabbalah, but I bet that clothing is, somewhere, in some way. Possibly clothing should be banned from schools.

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